Forget about hugging trees, I want to hug a Panda instead...

I finally got to see a panda.

Pandas are cool.

Black, white and Asian... They have no issues with racism... 

I did the tourist thing and went to Ocean Park. 

The dolphin performances were fantastic, the lines waiting for the rides, not so much.

I also took one step to overcoming my fear of heights, by going on the cable cars... 

A day well spent...

It's Friday!!

The weekend is finally upon us...

And here is a song to celebrate the weekend...

Just a note, this song makes Justin Bieber sound manly... 

Some people feel relieved when they take their shoes or pants off when they get home.... I feel relieved when I take my fake eyelashes off....

I just got back from a day of shows...
Sounds like lots of work, actually it was two shows and they were far apart.... But that's not the issue, I left home at 7AM and got back after 11PM...

The first thing I did was to get rid of the fake eyelashes...Those things scratch your lids in the worst way... Instant relief. Same feeling as taking your pants off wait, what?
For the first time today, my eyes are fully open, those lashes get heavy!

The shows today were for a very interesting client...
It was for an Islamic fashion tour.

I was covered from head to toe. (no lies)
The only parts that were visible were my face and hands.
Respect to every woman who covers herself like that on a daily basis.
I wouldn't be able to cover, pin and survive in the heat.

Now I can officially say that I know what it feels like to be a modest and chaste woman. Ha!

Noooo! I'm not aging!!!

Aargh!

I'm starting to get panic attacks!

My birthday is less than a month away and instead of being excited, I just feel old...

Curse the modeling industry for feelings of premature aging...

I feel cheated... What happened to the zombies?

So apparently the world is going to end soon... I mean tomorrow...
So where are my zombies that I was suppose to fight off while eating m&m's? I really do feel cheated... I was getting all excited about the zombie apocalypse.

So what will happen?  What will lead to the end of our civilization?

Here are my options and personal favorites.

1. We get attacked by zombies and I can fight them off while eating m&m's 
2. The sun is going to explode
3. The planets are going to collide
4. The stars are aligned in just the right way to open a vortex of doom
5. A huge meteor collides with the earth
6. Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus get married and have children.

Okay, so it won't happen in the next 24 hours... Maybe in 9 months from now...

Internet is just another word for unreliable..

I've been going without internet for the past three days...

It just won't seem to work at all!!!
The gods of internet have decided that I'm not worthy enough to access my blog...

I've been updating it via my BB which ultimately sucks..

Internet is like crack.. Once you've used it, you're hooked and when it's become a source of entertainment, you're royally screwed without it.

I have serious withdrawals. I cannot watch any videos on youtube and I cannot pursue my goal of being a facebook stalker...

Curse the internet and all its false forms of distraction!!

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Shoes are from the devil!!

My feet have died a cruel and painful death...
I had to wear shoes that were a size and a half too small.
I actually don't know how I got my fit into the first place anyway..

I think my love for shoes has faded a bit.
Painful, beautiful creations of the devil!!

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Curse the gods of sleep and fashion!!!

So the gods of sleep and fashion aren't very happy with me right now..
they have conspired against me.

I had the worst nightmare... I woke up before 6am after falling asleep in the early morning hours...
Why, oh why would I dream about missing all my shows?!
It's probably because I was all OCD about my schedule, highlighting and rewriting everything to make sure I don't miss out on a show..

Curse you conspiring gods! Let me get some sleep before sleep deprivation robs me of the last bit of sanity, logic and cognitive skills that I'm gonna lose three days into fashion week!!
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I'm not in Starbucks anymore..

It's one of the hottest days ever and I'm looking for refuge in any place with AC.
Frying eggs on the sidewalk is a definite possibility.

I'm sure of it that I left some parts of the soles of my shoes behind on my walk to the nearest mall.

Enough about that.. I'm looking for food.. Something that doesn't involve a snack from Starbucks or that has an instruction that says, just add water.. Instant foods just aren't filling..

I chose a family restaurant, because they don't have rice with all their meals.. Sadly I once again got the shocked table for one response.. Guess I was asking for it though, since it's. Sunday afternoon...
Who cares though, when the zombies invade, I'll be use to doing things on my own..
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Have mercy on my soul, teleporting and The Eagles...

Airports are a definite circle in hell, yes indeed...
As always there has to be some problem with my ticket, seat immigration form, luggage.. You name it, it happened today...

Curse you satan for inhabiting airports... And making me pay more than the standard fare for a cup of stale coffee.. It tastes like crap and has the same effect...

Maybe I should teleport, quick, easy and painless.... ( it should be painless)
Have mercy on my soul.. Someone make it possible!

And while I teleport to my destination, I will listen to the Eagles.. Yes, hotel California seems soothing enough to listen to...

Hopefully teleporting won't involve thinking of the destination.. We would all be stuck in California..
A mass invasion... Sounds like a zombie apocalypse to me....

Where's my cattle prod?
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Coffee, airlines... And maybe a leg...

In the name of all things sweet...

I have a pile of things to pack...Piles and piles (non medical related) Yes I'm staring at  my worldly possessions, hoping that they will just miraculously and neatly go into my bag...

Maybe I should start drinking more coffee. 

Coffee is the answer to these situations, right?

No, wait, maybe I should start snorting ground coffee... It should theoretically work faster, right?

Note, I have never snorted anything before, I am not really going to attempt it, I am not going to blow my nose and look at brown mucous... I might just end up forgetting what I did and then rush to the doctor claiming that my I now have a deadly form of sinusitis...

I thought that everything should fit into one bag... It has to fit into one bag... Curse airlines for their limits on luggage and not allowing me to have a comfortable seat that can accommodate for my long legs...

Curse these shoes, curse the weather and curse forgetfulness

Ouch!!!

I decided to take my new shiny docs for a walk today, in the rain...
I forgot my umbrella and I also forgot to put on a second pair of socks...

So I was soaking wet, miserable and the stupid(but still very fabulous) shoes gave me blisters the size of Africa on my already mangled feet...

I need to lie down now with my feet in the air... Pity I don't have a willing and skilled person at my disposal, who will give a good foot rub or a spa pedicure for that matter.
No, I'm not WALKING to the salon to get it done...
I'm sure of it that walking outside today will be the devil's work, so to keep my soul untarnished, I remain indoors...

It is a Holy weekend after all.

No, I will not go to rehab, over my dead body...

It's not a problem, are you kidding me?

How can anyone think that owning a ridiculous amount of shoes can be a problem???

I have received another pair of doc martins (limited edition)... and they are awesome and once they stop giving me blisters I will wear them every day of my life and I will even get buried, (I mean cremated) in them, they will form an intricate part of my life and there after... 

And here you thought I was rambling on about heels... 

Those are good for self defense, because if you wear them to often your tendons in your legs shorten and you won't be able to run away... So make the sacrifice and stab someone in the eye with a stiletto...

(Fashion is not only pretty, but practical too)

Yes, the appearance of the blog has changed, yes it's dedicated to shoes, no don't even think of complaining, the next step will be a whole bunch of Holland Lop bunnies... 

I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl. - Amy Adams 

I'm not the only one! I got it all from Cinderella... Blame her and her glass slipper...

Anyone who knows where I can get glass slippers?