Festivals and hunting as a good deed.

I will be going to a festival later today!
I have no idea what it will involve, but it should be worth the experience.

On another note, I have the urge to vent.
Why in heaven's name are men such trophy collectors??
Pretty girl= trophy= disaster.

Screw the zombie apocalypse. Maybe I should become a trophy hunter instead.

I will be able to get rid of my pent up frustration and do my good deed for the world...
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Workaholic with life on the back burner....

Sometimes being a model is tougher than what people think.
My whole life revolves around my career and everything else is placed on the back burner.

Good thing I'm a workaholic, otherwise I would be super miserable.
Everyone has an addiction and this is mine...

Good option according to me...

Hell is just a sonnet if you want to get onto the internet

I'm in Manila... And I wonder if it's even possible for hell to be hotter... I hope to not find out, but surely some politicians are...

And to add to the temper flares that the extreme heat causes, I don't have proper internet access...

Aaaargh, internet withdrawal is the worst feeling in the world. I get headaches, I lack the energy to do anything, I have lost the will to continue using facebook. In short, I think I'm on my cyber deathbed...

Maybe if I get turned into a virtual vampire I can hack someone else's wi-fi account and then live a life of the undead...

Hell is just a sonnet anyway...
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Have mercy on my soul, teleporting and The Eagles...

Airports are a definite circle in hell, yes indeed...
As always there has to be some problem with my ticket, seat immigration form, luggage.. You name it, it happened today...

Curse you satan for inhabiting airports... And making me pay more than the standard fare for a cup of stale coffee.. It tastes like crap and has the same effect...

Maybe I should teleport, quick, easy and painless.... ( it should be painless)
Have mercy on my soul.. Someone make it possible!

And while I teleport to my destination, I will listen to the Eagles.. Yes, hotel California seems soothing enough to listen to...

Hopefully teleporting won't involve thinking of the destination.. We would all be stuck in California..
A mass invasion... Sounds like a zombie apocalypse to me....

Where's my cattle prod?
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Coffee, airlines... And maybe a leg...

In the name of all things sweet...

I have a pile of things to pack...Piles and piles (non medical related) Yes I'm staring at  my worldly possessions, hoping that they will just miraculously and neatly go into my bag...

Maybe I should start drinking more coffee. 

Coffee is the answer to these situations, right?

No, wait, maybe I should start snorting ground coffee... It should theoretically work faster, right?

Note, I have never snorted anything before, I am not really going to attempt it, I am not going to blow my nose and look at brown mucous... I might just end up forgetting what I did and then rush to the doctor claiming that my I now have a deadly form of sinusitis...

I thought that everything should fit into one bag... It has to fit into one bag... Curse airlines for their limits on luggage and not allowing me to have a comfortable seat that can accommodate for my long legs...

Curse these shoes, curse the weather and curse forgetfulness

Ouch!!!

I decided to take my new shiny docs for a walk today, in the rain...
I forgot my umbrella and I also forgot to put on a second pair of socks...

So I was soaking wet, miserable and the stupid(but still very fabulous) shoes gave me blisters the size of Africa on my already mangled feet...

I need to lie down now with my feet in the air... Pity I don't have a willing and skilled person at my disposal, who will give a good foot rub or a spa pedicure for that matter.
No, I'm not WALKING to the salon to get it done...
I'm sure of it that walking outside today will be the devil's work, so to keep my soul untarnished, I remain indoors...

It is a Holy weekend after all.

No, I will not go to rehab, over my dead body...

It's not a problem, are you kidding me?

How can anyone think that owning a ridiculous amount of shoes can be a problem???

I have received another pair of doc martins (limited edition)... and they are awesome and once they stop giving me blisters I will wear them every day of my life and I will even get buried, (I mean cremated) in them, they will form an intricate part of my life and there after... 

And here you thought I was rambling on about heels... 

Those are good for self defense, because if you wear them to often your tendons in your legs shorten and you won't be able to run away... So make the sacrifice and stab someone in the eye with a stiletto...

(Fashion is not only pretty, but practical too)

Yes, the appearance of the blog has changed, yes it's dedicated to shoes, no don't even think of complaining, the next step will be a whole bunch of Holland Lop bunnies... 

I like Cinderella, I really do. She has a good work ethic. I appreciate a good, hard-working gal. And she likes shoes. The fairy tale is all about the shoe at the end, and I'm a big shoe girl. - Amy Adams 

I'm not the only one! I got it all from Cinderella... Blame her and her glass slipper...

Anyone who knows where I can get glass slippers?