Hell is just a sonnet if you want to get onto the internet

I'm in Manila... And I wonder if it's even possible for hell to be hotter... I hope to not find out, but surely some politicians are...

And to add to the temper flares that the extreme heat causes, I don't have proper internet access...

Aaaargh, internet withdrawal is the worst feeling in the world. I get headaches, I lack the energy to do anything, I have lost the will to continue using facebook. In short, I think I'm on my cyber deathbed...

Maybe if I get turned into a virtual vampire I can hack someone else's wi-fi account and then live a life of the undead...

Hell is just a sonnet anyway...
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